last poster to post in this thread is the winner!

[boogabaah]

last poster to post on the thread is the winner.

since i'm the last poster. i win! :pumpkins:

:fireworks11:

:troll:

[nagev]

Well huh.

[Gliondrach]

Cardboard.

[nagev]

I do not see what cardboard has to do with it.

[Gliondrach]

Don't running shoes come in cardboard boxes, and don't people who win races wear shoes?

[nagev]

Not all people winning wear shoes.

[Gliondrach]

Are you thinking about Zola Budd?

[boogabaah]

i'm back! did i win?? :cheer:

[nagev]

Zola Budd may be one.

Sorry though boogabaah, but you did not win. :(

[Gliondrach]

i'm back! did i win?? :cheer:

No. I win every time. Like now.

[nagev]

:)

[boogabaah]

oh really? you sure? cus i think i just won! :blinkwave:

[nagev]

Well then congratulations! Gliondrach is always stating how he has won, but I'm glad the winning is spread around. :)

[boogabaah]

me too.. more winning for all! :psing:

[Gliondrach]

Nonsense! I win. Again. :book:

[boogabaah]

good job!

but looky here.. it's me! :blahblah:

[Gliondrach]

Thanks.

[boogabaah]

you're very welcome! :thumbsup:

[Gliondrach]

Thank you again.

[boogabaah]

:curtsey: yes.

[nagev]

Me.

[Catfriend]

Tsk, tsk. You folks really must accept the fact that I am the winner.

[nagev]

Winner of what?

[boogabaah]

hello winner!

ooh wait.. thats me! :applause:

[Gliondrach]

Well done, Boogabaah.

[boogabaah]

:uhuh: yes!


i crack myself up... :rofl:

[Gliondrach]

It's good to laugh. That's what we winners do when we win.

[boogabaah]

we win, we laugh. we laugh, we win... and then we forget what was so funny... :comfort:

[Gliondrach]

Watching all the rest of you trying to win is funny.

[boogabaah]

very

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

I'm glad you agree.

[boogabaah]

me too :updn:

[nagev]

Winning is serious. :professor:

[Gliondrach]

Are you being serious about that?

[nagev]

For a time perhaps. :)

[Gliondrach]

Which time?

[nagev]

The time my post was last.

[boogabaah]

y'all are confusing.

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

We winners are never confused.

[boogabaah]

yes i is. :agree:


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

It's good to win.

[gabbles]

I know.

[nagev]

Me again!

[boogabaah]

my brain hurts. :crying:
i thought winning might make it feel better.. it didn't.

[Gliondrach]

That's because you didn't win. I did.

Do you still have migraine, Boogabaah?

[nagev]

Maybe this thread is giving a migraine.

[Gliondrach]

Not to a winner like me.

[nagev]

Of course not to you. :)

[Gliondrach]

Is it that winners don't get migraine or that migrainers don't win?

[nagev]

Neither.

[Gliondrach]

Well, this winner - also known as THE winner - doesn't get migraines. There could be a clue there. Or perhaps not.

[nagev]

Nope. I don't think there is a clue there. :)

[Gliondrach]

Who could we ask if there is? Oops, that is another thread.

[nagev]

Ha!

[Gliondrach]

Ho!

[nagev]

Hi!

[Gliondrach]

Low.

[nagev]

No.

[Gliondrach]

So.

[nagev]

Well.

[boogabaah]

WINNER! :carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Who is?

[boogabaah]

me

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

You can't be me. I'm me. I've been me for years.

[gabbles]

But I'm me.

[boogabaah]

i'm not you! you're crazy! :wacky: i'm the winner! :carrots:

[nagev]

My turn!

[Gliondrach]

I always win. No one else can have a turn.

[nagev]

Whatever!

[Gliondrach]

Glad you agree.

[boogabaah]

oooh sooo selfish! didn't you learn how to share as a child? i'll just take it then! :whistle:

[Gliondrach]

No, it's mine. :tantrum:

[boogabaah]

:nahnah: not anymore..

:carrots:

[nagev]

Okay. Here I am.

[Gliondrach]

I'm the winner! :rock:

[boogabaah]

quick! guess who i am! i'll give you a hint...


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

You're not the winner, I'm sure of that.

[boogabaah]

:rofl:


ooooh.. so close. guess again.

[Gliondrach]

No, I don't know who you could be. If you are not the not winner, who could you be?

[boogabaah]

:drool: uuuuhhhh me? am i not? me aka the winner!

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

But we've already established that I am me and also the winner. There can only be one me. You are you.

[nagev]

I'm glad we have that worked out.

[boogabaah]

okay fine.. you be me and i'll be the winner. it's settled.

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

I'm glad you agree that I am me. And I am also the winner.

[Ayashi Foxtail]

No, I am!

[Gliondrach]

You are what? Are you another one who is claiming to be me? You are all delusioned imposters.

[boogabaah]

you can't be everything! me AND the winner! :slappy:


oh wait... i'm the winner :carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Who is the winner and who is me?

Me!!!!!!!!

[boogabaah]

thats crazy talk. :dizzy:


the winner clearly is me. :carrots:

me = boogabaah

[Gliondrach]

No. Boogaabaah = confused imposter who tries to ride too many bikes at once.

Me = winner.

[boogabaah]

so hard to make a witty comeback about being the winner when having 'one of those days' :disbelief:

so heres a video i made this saturday while riding my bike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNC3b2z4N78

[Gliondrach]

Nice videos. Some hippy types amongst the people. I could beat any of them in a bike race. Just like I beat everyone here at this game.

[boogabaah]

:uhuh: uh huh.. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Like this. :hungry:

[boogabaah]

:baboon: like that?

[Gliondrach]

I didn't know you could do the Funky Gibbon. I prefer Morris dancing.

[boogabaah]

i don't know what that is.. do a little.

[Gliondrach]

No one could do it as well as Bill Oddie, Graeme Garden and Tim Brooke-Taylor.

It's a bit like this but completely different:

:bananarama:

[boogabaah]

:drool: okay

[Gliondrach]

:chef:

[boogabaah]

:dizzy:

[Gliondrach]

I win once again.

[gabbles]

No you don't.

[boogabaah]

WINNER!


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Thank you for acknowledging my winningness.

[boogabaah]

yes.. my winning.. is awesome. :yea:

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Even on your bike you can't catch me.

[boogabaah]

i will catch you.. and run you over.. then stop.. turn around and laugh because i am evil like that. :daydream:


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

What - evil like this :rofl: or like that :grinningdevil: ?

[boogabaah]

like this... :shhh: and this.. :worm:

[Gliondrach]

I fight evil. :biff:

[boogabaah]

how is that even possible? you can't fight evil with evil.. :slappy: that makes me the winner. :carrots:

[Gliondrach]

I am the champion of the Light. Evil quakes at the very mention of my name.

Are you quaking?

[boogabaah]

just because i'm in california doesn't mean i am in a non-stop earthquake... where do you come up with this wild stuff? :blabber:



:carrots: unless you mean shaking my winning booty! :wigglebutt:

[Gliondrach]

Booties are what babies wear. Winners don't wear them.

[boogabaah]

AH HA! you said it yourself... i am the winner! for i have not worn shoes in almost 4 years!

:carrots: :yea:

[Gliondrach]

Are you copying Zola Budd?

[boogabaah]

who? what? me? copy? no... i'm just the winner. :dream:

[Gliondrach]

Are you sure?

[boogabaah]

very


:carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots: :carrots:

[Gliondrach]

You have as much chance of winning as England have of winning the World Cup. Oh, they've already lost. And so have you.

[boogabaah]

i'm a stupid american i can just buy my winnings.. if i wanted to cheat.

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

You can't buy your way past me. I always win. And I am incorruptible.

[boogabaah]

even if the offer involves cookies?

:cloud9:

[Gliondrach]

Not even if involves sweet biscuits.

[Doughnut]

I knew if I stayed quiet long enough I would win this game.

[Gliondrach]

:yea: He's back. Just because you owe me a lot of money is no reason to hide.

[boogabaah]

:broccoli2: this gives me an idea for a new game!

what about a "make a dish using food smilies" game?


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

So, you know you can't win and you are trying to divert attention away from your unwinningness. A classic ploy.

[nagev]

Ta-da!

[Gliondrach]

Did you know that 'Ta-da', could be translated as Thank you good? Ta = thank you, as in 'Ta very much,' And Da is Welsh for 'good'.

Isn't the amount of knowledge that gets passed around on this forum amazing?

[boogabaah]

you know what else is amazing?



:carrots:

[nagev]

Thanks for sharing. :)

[Gliondrach]

Who knows, wins.

[boogabaah]

irakanji always wins! :seajelly2:

[Gliondrach]

The jellyfish, or anyone else for that matter, hasn't been born who can beat me.

[boogabaah]

:skeptical:


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

:agree: :rock:

[boogabaah]

:Guido:

:dshark:

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

You can't win this by dancing. You win this by winning.

[boogabaah]

yes, i do.

[Gliondrach]

You do what?

[boogabaah]

i win! :agree:

[Gliondrach]

:no:

The race is over and I won. :rock:

[boogabaah]

i let you be the winner for a few days.
it's my turn now.

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Your time is up. THE winner is here.

[boogabaah]

yes, here i am!

:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

Where?

[boogabaah]

in the winners circle!

:treasure: :woohoo:

[gabbles]

:yea: I win every time I come here.

[boogabaah]

thats the beauty of this thread!

:flirt:


:carrots:

[Gliondrach]

I have triumphed yet again.

[boogabaah]

nope.. no.. not at all..


:carrots:

i did.

[Gliondrach]

What did you do?

[boogabaah]

i won! :bhead2:

[Gliondrach]

I can see only one winner here. Guess who that is?

[boogabaah]

me. i'm sure i'm right this time.. i have to be! :yea:

[Gliondrach]

I think you'll find that you are as wrong as wrong can be and that the winner is he who is me.

[Doughnut]

You fool's I am the true winner of this game.

[Gliondrach]

You are a part-time, almost winner. I am a full-time, always winner.

[gabbles]

I win by not trying to win. :meditate:

[Bowwowmeow]

Whoa! Haven't seen Doughnut in a coon's age! :faint: :raccoon2:

[Bowwowmeow]

Cool. Last post by me on July 31. Looks like I won this one after all.

[Gliondrach]

No, your previous post was the 1st August.

[Bowwowmeow]

Pfft. Time zones.

And I see what you did there.

[Gliondrach]

What did I do - win again?

[Bowwowmeow]

Afraid not.

[Gliondrach]

Did someone speak?

[Bowwowmeow]

Well if you're gonna be like this I might as well unlock the thread. :p

[Gliondrach]

I'm an expert lock picker so I can open anything that's locked, including the Baker & Snodgrass Patented Super Safe.

[Blueshark]

Fatface.

[Gliondrach]

Sharkface.

[Bowwowmeow]

:slappy:

[Gliondrach]

:grumble:

[Fauxmage]

:Guido:

[Gliondrach]

I often dance from the joy of being a winner.

[gabbles]

Me too.

[Gliondrach]

And me.

[Harley_Quinn]

...I win :D

[Gliondrach]

Who wins?

[gabbles]

I win because this is the very last post here.

[Gliondrach]

How can it be?

[Lynn]

It can't :D

[Gliondrach]

Indeed.

THREAD CLOSED. PENALTY FOR TRYING TO USE IT:

£250.

[Lynn]

Och!

[Gliondrach]

:grumble: :rollingpin: :slappy: :biff:

[Lynn]

but!

[Vinnie]

Hello Lynn. :curtsey:

[Lynn]

*waves at Vinnie* :nahnah:

[Gliondrach]

He said 'hello' in the wrong place. He's a rebel.

[boogabaah]

:armadillo:

winner!

:cupid:

[Gliondrach]

Boogabaah is back! :yea:

Where've you been?

And congratulations on being the winner.

[gabbles]

Congratulations for being the winner Boogabaah :no:

[Bowwowmeow]

That was ephemeral.:shootingstar:

[gabbles]

Yes it was.

[manzana]

"xfinity", that word is really dumb.

[Gliondrach]

I win once again.

[Bowwowmeow]

It won't last.

[Vinnie]

How do you know?

[Bowwowmeow]

It never does.

[Gliondrach]

Well, I'm still winning.

[Bowwowmeow]

I dunno, based on how many times you've already posted in here, I think you are losing.

[gabbles]

And I'm winning.

[Bowwowmeow]

Well since it was just your birthday...
oh whoops! :p

[gabbles]

I think Gliondrach has given up. He knows I'll win. Oh I have. :D

[Gliondrach]

Who has?

[gabbles]

Me.

[manzana]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6-RfHef6_wA/TM8lhp3dQwI/AAAAAAAAAfs/JH95vT245j0/s1600/winning_team.jpg

[Blueshark]

I hate that guy lol!

[Gliondrach]

He looks happy. And now I'm happy because I've won. Again.

[Blueshark]

I probably look like him on occasion to be fair.

[Gliondrach]

Is winning unfair to those who don't win?

[Blueshark]

Only if they are convinced they have lost.

[Doughnut]

Ha! I knew I would win this game in the end. :wigglebutt:

[Gliondrach]

He's back! Run for the hills.

[Doughnut]

Run where you like, I'll be there at the finishing line.

[gabbles]

Welcome back Doughnut :wave:

Have I won again?

[Blueshark]

not this time gabbles.

[Gliondrach]

That's a shame. Who's winning?

[Doughnut]

Me

[gabbles]

I'm still winning.

[Gliondrach]

You're still deluded.

[Blueshark]

How rude!!!!

[Gliondrach]

Yes, Gabbles is very rude for trying to trick people into believing that I haven't won.

[Doughnut]

Ha .. these foolish vegans!

[Blueshark]

fat doughnut!

[gabbles]

Skinny banana.

[Blueshark]

steaming tea pot!

[manzana]

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/322/c/9/Must_Win_Internet_by_DanShive.jpg

[gabbles]

He looks nothing like me.

[manzana]

Just keep following this link (http://www.thesaucyvegan.com/showpost.php?p=137291&postcount=231), and it will lead you to my perpetual last post. :uhuh:

[Gliondrach]

Very clever! But it led me to a discussion about mittens.

[Lost_in_Reverie]

Oh, hi!

http://th1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff459/Sputnik37/Chat%20Icons/th_LOL-U-MAD-BRO.jpg

[Gliondrach]

Are you trying to win? Only I can win.

[Lost_in_Reverie]

...but if an irresistible force meets an unmovable object, it creates a paradox where the universe implodes and all of the coconut palm trees will die! Without coconuts they can't make coconut milk and if we don't have coconut milk, then WHAT are we supposed to drink with our cookies? Do you really want to live in a world where you can't have cookies!?

Someone's going to have to compromise here.

[Bowwowmeow]

Oh, hi!

http://th1236.photobucket.com/albums/ff459/Sputnik37/Chat%20Icons/th_LOL-U-MAD-BRO.jpg
Hahaha! I love this face. Even though it's all over the web. :p

We should probably make a thread for it.

[Gliondrach]

...but if an irresistible force meets an unmovable object, it creates a paradox where the universe implodes and all of the coconut palm trees will die! Without coconuts they can't make coconut milk and if we don't have coconut milk, then WHAT are we supposed to drink with our cookies? Do you really want to live in a world where you can't have cookies!?

Someone's going to have to compromise here.

We can make biscuits with soya/oat/rice/almond milk. In an infinite universe or infinite number of universes, there will always be something to use.

[gabbles]

I win in every universe.

[manzana]

But I already won (http://www.thesaucyvegan.com/showpost.php?p=137291&postcount=231), and the movie on this flight will be...

NHWjlCaIrQo

[Gliondrach]

Who's winning?

[Bowwowmeow]

Me is winning.

[manzana]

In this game, cheating will get you nowhere. Neither will winning, apparently.

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[Bowwowmeow]

I think you are the first one to catch on to the true theme of this game.

[gabbles]

But I am the one who is winning.

[Gliondrach]

Move over for the real winner.