Wild Link Chases

[Bowwowmeow]

When you follow a link to something of interest, do you end up following a link you find on that page, to another on the next, etc., etc., and end up on a page that has nothing to do with where you started?

Is there a name for this? There ought to be. :p

Anyway, here is a thread to use to post some of the odd places you end up after following from one link to another.

[Bowwowmeow]

I don't even remember where I started, by the time I got to this horror show. It gives me a tummy ache just looking at it, so I thought I would share. :beanie:

http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/medical/plastic-surgery-fail.htm

How Not To Do Plastic Surgery

There’s a part of us, deep down, that enjoys looking at the somewhat negative effects that plastic surgery can wreak on the human visage. Just as some people slow down on the road when they pass a car accident, so do we stop and stare when we observe the car-crash results of plastic surgery gone wrong.
Hang Mioku

For some reason, this surgery-obsessed Korean (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439638/Cosmetic-surgery-addict-injected-cooking-oil-into-her-own-face.html) woman decided to take it upon herself to INJECT COOKING OIL INTO HER OWN FACE. The story was that after many surgeries, doctors would refuse to operate on her more, yet somehow she found a doctor not only willing to inject her with silicone, but to give her her very own face-injection kit so she could do it at home. Upon running out of silicone to inject, she – naturally – settled for cooking oil. I can imagine it now: “Damn, out of silicone. What to use? Hmmm…Bleach? Nah. Toilet water? Better not. I know! The cooking oil I use to make food with!” She might as well have just injected that morning’s breakfast into her face, for all the good it did her.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/hang-mioku-before.jpg
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/hang-mioku-after.jpg

Jocelyn Wildenstein

You might have seen this thing before, but it was impossible to pass it up. Born Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva Bezerra (but also known as “Cat Woman” and “The Bride of Wildenstein”), she’s a wealthy socialite that was once married to Alec Wildenstein, an important businessman with a love of exotic animals. So when they divorced over his affair, I suppose she tried to win him back by trying to transmogrify herself into one of those exotic animals he liked so much, which must have been some sort of cat…Thing.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/jocelyn-wildenstein.jpg

Jackie Stallone

The surname might have given it away, but this is Hollywood actor Sylvester Stallone’s mother. Famous for claiming she can talks to dogs about the future, she also once set up a psychic hotline which would charge callers for advice. Now she’s relatively famous for what looks like a little too much plastic surgery.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/jackie-stallone.jpg

Donatella Versace

Brother of the late famous Italian fashion designer Gianni Versace and a fashion designer herself, it’s a pity that Donatella couldn’t design her own face, or – depending on your opinion of the clothes she makes – maybe that’s a good thing.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/donatella-versace.jpg

Pete Burns

Former frontman of the British band Dead or Alive, Pete is most famous for having sung the song “You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)”. Pete has since had extensive cosmetic surgery performed on his face, as you can probably guess.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/pete-burns.jpg

Michael Jackson

Does this really need to be explained?
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/michael-jackson.jpg

Carrot Top

Scott Thompson, the comedian, is better known by his stage name of Carrot Top and is famous for his hair and particular brand of prop comedy. Also, probable surgery.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/carrot-top.jpg

Dennis Avner

Also known by his Native American name of Stalking Cat, this man has undergone incredible extensive surgery in order to look like his totem animal, the tiger. Modifications include: extensive tattooing, transdermal implants to allow whiskers to be worn, subdermal implants to change the shape of the face and the filing and shaping of the teeth to make them look more like a tiger’s.
Tl;dr? This is man…Who wants to be a cat.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/dennis-avner.jpg

Amanda Lepore

The first four letters of her name might give the game away, as Amanda was originally born a man. Famous for fashion, partying and modeling, as well as having undergone extensive surgery to change genders.
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/amanda-lepore.jpg

Michaela Romanini

Famous for…I’m not sure exactly what. But don’t you agree that Italian socialite Michaela has a face that isn’t going to be forgotten any time soon?
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/michaela-romanini.jpg


Some of these people seem to actually have chosen to look like this, rather than being the victims of botched work.

[Gliondrach]

It's a shame. Some of them must have something missing in their lives. I hope the surgeons who operated on them devote some time to helping those who really need plastic surgery to repair damage.

[ChenLi]

Most look like dolls...plastic.

[Bowwowmeow]

It's a shame. Some of them must have something missing in their lives. I hope the surgeons who operated on them devote some time to helping those who really need plastic surgery to repair damage.
What's not entirely clear to me is whether it is truly botched surgery, or some of them actually like how they look. I know Pete Burns sued over his trout pout, but lots of people get those lip enhancements. I wonder if they all end up with fish lips, and like it better that way, or if it is even possible to do an attractive lip enhancement. It appears that the cat woman and tiger man are doing it deliberately.

Most look like dolls...plastic.
Or mannequins from horror movies.

[Bowwowmeow]

Hehe, I confess I got a naughty laugh out of entry number 6. . .

Crunchy (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crunchy)

I am so far behind all the latest slang words. :bhead:

[Gliondrach]

I won't use any slang words that Biggles didn't use.

[Bowwowmeow]

I don't know how I ended up here. The pictures short-circuited my synapses causing temporary loss of short term memory.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18521_the-19-most-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-sexy-album-covers.html

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/3/5/22935.jpg?v=1
It's interesting how you can tell whether someone is naked versus merely topless, even if the photo only shows them waist-up. Because these men are nude. You know they are. They're not even wearing socks.
Clues? The guy in the middle is looking down at his friend's junk. What do you find so interesting, Mr. Beard? Are you impressed by his personal grooming? Is he aroused? We shall never know.


http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/3/6/22936.jpg?v=1
So you groggily wake up with a terrible hangover, you roll over in bed and see this.
As with the above cover, you can just sense the nudity here. Naked, with maybe a pair of moon boots on. We're guessing Adam posed for this assuming it was going to be a full-body shot on the cover, and the record company cropped it down as far as they could to minimize the horror.

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/3/3/22933.jpg?v=1
Yes, this is THAT John Travolta. We're not sure what Travolta was going for, but he looks like the kid on the cover of U2's Boy album...

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/4/9/22949.jpg?v=1
This is either one of the worst album covers ever or the best refrigerator ad of all time. Either way, Cerrone certainly isn't aiming too high when it comes to his idea of paradise. Most people dream up some utopia that is completely unachievable. Cerrone, on the other hand, is a bathroom remodel and a kidnapping away from living in the world he's always yearned for. It's admirable, really.


This is my pick for the worst though:






http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/9/3/7/22937.jpg?v=1
First of all, holy shit, is that Nicolas Cage? Probably not, but between the chest hair and the seductive stare, we find it hard to believe he's just got music on his mind, album cover or not. Hope that flute is as lubed up as his chest is!


Go look at all 19 though! it is hilarious!

[Gliondrach]

The only ones I'd heard of were John Travolta, Prince and Cher.

[nagev]

This is an odd thread. Funny, but odd. :)

[Bowwowmeow]

Oh I see that the definition in post 6 has changed, and is no longer naughty. :p

This is though. Translating from Asian languages to English has some very unfortunate results.

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/2415806



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/129006826518408137.jpg http://www.travelblog.org/pix/shim.gif


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[nagev]

:lol:

[Bowwowmeow]

Clownvis

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e17/clownvis-singing-telegrams.5981047.87.jpg

See the slideshow here (http://www.riverfronttimes.com/slideshow/clownvis-singing-telegrams-32570422/).

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e17/clownvis-singing-telegrams.5981048.87.jpg

I think he's way too skinny. :p

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e17/clownvis-singing-telegrams.5981056.87.jpg


Ladies and gentlemen, Clownvis has left the building.

[Gliondrach]

I think he's way too skinny. :p



And his nose is too red.

[manzana]

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e17/clownvis-singing-telegrams.5981056.87.jpg

Why does that lady have a goatee?

[Bowwowmeow]

Which lady? ;)

[manzana]

A wild link chase led me to this catchy tune. :dancingtofu:
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Then I saw some voluptuous women walking by in tight pants, and that song came to mind. :D
I don't know why they do it, but it needs a soundtrack. :beanie:

[Bowwowmeow]

Haha! That's the best cheesy stripper music ever written, from one of the best cheesy horror films ever made. :uhuh:

*has extremely bad taste in movies*

[manzana]

It should be a cult classic scene for that music. :artist:

This wild link was funny to me because I had similarly found myself saying "cheese" to all of the bad celebrity magazine photos while standing in line at the store. :photo:

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[manzana]

The "Megawoosh" was a notorious stunt that I missed, but recently stumbled upon, set to the original Ballroom Blitz song.

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It cracked me up for a few minutes (it even looks like a stunt from the '70s).

[Bowwowmeow]

:D