The Smilie Story Game

[Bowwowmeow]

We've got more than enough smilies to play this game, so here are the rules:

Make up a story, using no fewer than three smilies per post, to substitute for the words. There 's no minimum or maximum number of words per post, and no maximum number of smilies, but you HAVE to use at least three smilies that substitute for a word!

[Bowwowmeow]

Once upon a :hourglass: there was a beautiful :princess: who :smallheart:ed to :eat: beans on :toaster: for :teacup:.

One :sun: day, as she was sitting under a :oasis: enjoying her :teacup:, a :crab:came scuttling up the sand and told her

[Oracl]

to :wigglebutt: out of his sand or he would :eat: her toes! This made her :laugh: and she

[Fauxmage]

his :boat: disappeared over the horizon.

"What a :loser: that guy is" she thought, as she settled into the sand, getting ready for a short :zzz: in the warm afternoon.

But the :crab: had other plans

[Fauxmage]

"OUCH" she :crying: as she felt a claw pinch her toe. "I was having the most delightful :dream: about standing on a :soap: in front of an adoring crowd, and then you had to go and wake me up!"

"Why are you so mean?" she asked the :crab:, as she started to sob.

[thevegantwins]

turned the other :wigglebutt:. Upon turning the other :wigglebutt:, she spied :pirate6::pirates::capnjacksparrow1::pirate5: aboard their :pirateship:. She :blinkwave: at the :pirate6::pirates::capnjacksparrow1::pirate5: who :pirate2: her and steered the :pirateship: towards the :oasis:. However, before they landed, a :snake2: slithered up to her and...

[thevegantwins]

and said, "Follow me. I will show you where the :banana:, :oranges:, and :pineap: grow. Then I will show you :treasure2: beyond your wildest :daydream:. For that, all I ask is for you to..

[thevegantwins]

:blahblah: those :wigglebutt: vegans to stop :fart: around and play this game with me. The :princess: :pouty: and began :crying: because she was left all alone to play the :) Story Game. Even :golden::dogface 4::catface3: stopped playing, too busy in her role as :cheezly:, the website's :police:. What is the moral of this :book:, you ask? It is..

[Gliondrach]

that some :hug: are so :0040work: they don't have :coocoo:

[thevegantwins]

:nahnah:

[Gliondrach]

replied the :beanie: vegan. Suddenly, :drwho: and :K9: :sailor:

a :drunk: :troll3: who was :dizzy:

[thevegantwins]

That :crazy: :drunk::troll3: began making :teapot: for the latest visitor, :professor: Nitram Nagev, the esteemed veganologist. :professor: Nagev got on his :soap:, attempting to show the unvegan masses the :lightbulb:

[Gliondrach]

that things like :grapes:, :oranges:, :tomato3:, :cabbage: and :soymilk: are food, not things like :shark2:, :duck:, :kangaroo: or :zombie:. But then a

[thevegantwins]

very large :troll: entered, running up to :professor: Nagev and began to yell, "Where do you get your protein? You must eat :clovis::lilpig::lilrab::chicken::turkey2::sheep: in order to get your protein!" :professor: Nagev calmly explained to the very large :troll: (who looked like he wanted to :biff:),

[Gliondrach]

'You had better not try to :biff: me, or I will :rollingpin: your head in. I get my protein by :eat: things like :peas2:, :beans:, :beansprout:, :tofu:, :wheatbread: and many other things. If you continue to :eat :pgface:, :white rabbit: and :sheep: you will get very :ill:, you ignorant :dunce:.' The :troll: