Gordon Ramsay's Fire Roasted "Chestnuts"

[Bowwowmeow]

Chef Gordon Ramsay Burns Testicle

Stuff.co.nz | Friday, 7 September 2007

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TOO HOT TO HANDLE: Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay is recovering after burning his right testicle on a hot oven.
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British celebrity Gordon Ramsay burnt his right testicle while cooking "commando" near a hot oven, it has been reported.

Britain's Daily Mirror reported Ramsay had to be rushed to Cromwell Hospital and is in "agony" following the incident.

"The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking," the Hell's Kitchen star told the newspaper. "I was wearing cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando. Then suddenly I felt this searing heat - my balls were burning. I burnt my right bollock and I'm in absolute agony. You wouldn't believe how much this hurts."

Fellow celebrity chef Jamie Oliver suffered a similar incident while cooking a Valentine's Day meal for his wife in the nude in 2004.
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I wish I could serve it up to him on a pizza. :rolleyes:

[Gliondrach]

Serves the wretch right. And that Oliver scum didn't suffer as much as the sheep he killed without prior stunning. Filthy scum!

[Charmagne]

:rofl::lol::rofl::lol: KARMA!!

[Bowwowmeow]

Hehehehehehe! :grinningdevil:
This is starting to show up on a few other forums, but no one else's got as clever a title for their threads, or located them in the correct forum. ;) :boil: :curtsey:

[my3labs]

:lol:
Serves the bastard right! I hope he's in agony for a really long time. :boil:

[Oracl]

:rofl:

[my3labs]

I have no sympathy for him.

[Bowwowmeow]

He doesn't deserve any. Sometimes I see threads where people get really excited over things like hunting accidents, and sometimes its a little much for me, but unlike most celebrity chefs, who are bad enough for what they cook, Gordon Ramsay got on my list for tricking that vegetarian man with that pizza, and then laughing at him when he told him what he did. If I could find a way I'd trick him into eating something a whole lot worse than his own fried testicle.

I don't even want to go into Jamie Oliver territory for that lamb that Gliondrach mentioned.

[Gliondrach]

I wonder if it will stop him from breeding again? We don't need his genes in the gene pool.

[thevegantwins]

He looks a bit like the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz in that photo. What a wanker. Well, he's probably going to have some problems wanking for quite some time. :rofl::laugh:

[Phoenix]

OMG! Ouch! :rofl: And great thread title, BWM. :laugh:

... but unlike most celebrity chefs, who are bad enough for what they cook, Gordon Ramsay got on my list for tricking that vegetarian man with that pizza, and then laughing at him when he told him what he did. If I could find a way I'd trick him into eating something a whole lot worse than his own fried testicle.

I don't even want to go into Jamie Oliver territory for that lamb that Gliondrach mentioned.


I don't know what Ramsay did with the pizza or Oliver with the lamb, but I trust that if Bowwowmeow & Gliondrach are angry, there must be a good reason.

[Gliondrach]

Oliver slaughtered a young sheep without prior stunning. This was part of his cookery programme about Italian food. It was done in Italy. He was shown sticking a knife into a sheep's neck as she lay on the ground. The farmer guided his hand. He looked away at the crucial moment. He said he did it because he wouldn't be an authentic cook (I think those were his words) if he didn't, as he had cooked a lot of sheep meat in his time.

There were many protests. He bleated that it is quite legal as it was done for personal consumption on a private farm. But EU legislation says that all sheep must be stunned before slaughter - unless they are killed for kosher or halal reasons. But even in those two cases, they must be killed in a slaughterhouse. He clearly broke the law. Letters were sent to the Italian embassy and the Italian agricultural department. Nothing has been done to bring this criminal - seen by millions in the commission of his crime - to justice. The Italian government clearly don't care about EU law.

I hope the filthy scum goes bankrupt.

[Phoenix]

Thanks for the explanation, Gliondrach.

The criminal belongs behind bars. :attica!: How can anyone be so cruel? :crying:

And anyone who is stupid enough to cook naked - as Oliver was, apparently - deserves what they get.

[Gliondrach]

I saw a trailer for Ramsay's new series on telly last week. It was about cooking baby eels. It looked as if the scum was cooking them alive in a frying pan, but I'm not sure as I don't watch his rubbish.

[Soynut]

I saw a trailer for Ramsay's new series on telly last week. It was about cooking baby eels. It looked as if the scum was cooking them alive in a frying pan, but I'm not sure as I don't watch his rubbish.

Anything to attract more attention to oneself. Rude, obnoxious, and cruel behaviour is sadly this man's trademark... what a legacy!

[Phoenix]

I saw a trailer for Ramsay's new series on telly last week. It was about cooking baby eels. It looked as if the scum was cooking them alive in a frying pan, but I'm not sure as I don't watch his rubbish.

:crying: Surely that would be illegal???

Please someone say that is illegal ... because if it's not ... then stop the world I wanna get off. :bmoon: :hbang:

[Gliondrach]

I'll try to find out what happened.